cunt rod

1. simple, easy: a penis (cock, dick, man tool, schlong, vagina tickler, etc.)
2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick-ass to "twat"

1. dude i stuck that bitch with my cunt rod
2. that girl over there? shes a total cunt rod

cunt rod by cconant13 August 6, 2006

Cunt rodeo

Imagine total bitchy chaos.

My old job was such a cunt rodeo. My coworkers were so rude and out of control.

Cunt rodeo by Aunty DD November 30, 2024

cunt hoes and rodeos 

1. a word used to distract attention from people and confuse them
2. something to say when you need to get someone's attention
3. funny shit if you think about it

1. if you are in the middle of a test, shout it out like ten minutes after the test starts.
2. if someone won't shut the fuck up just say it and most people will go "huh"
3. just say it to yourself, especially when you high think about it

cunt hoes and rodeos by RAGMAN April 5, 2004

cuntrod 

also shortened to c-rod in polite company. you can be a cuntrod or a cunt rod. Means being a dick or a bitch. Insulting to whomever is the c-rod. can also mean penis as in a rod you put in a cunt. This happens to be the name of our gang as well.

Use your turn signal cuntrod!

C-rod for life.

cuntrod by Knifing Neetz April 16, 2005

cuntrodamus 

A girlfriend or inimate female partner who predicts your behavior or the outcome of your decision making

Man: " My father is coming over tomorrow"

Woman : " You teo are just going to get drunk

and start arguing, then go to the

stripclub "

Man : "Is that right cuntrodamus"

cuntrodamus by Reginald Byrd April 26, 2016