Cum-Dumb

Sexual Nirvana: The point of extreme sexual satisfaction and/or gratification which leaves you unable to speak properly, think clearly, or function correctly in even the simplest of tasks. (Eg: Talking is impossible, as you are left staring blankly into nothingness.)

The State of mind that you are left-in after experiencing the MOST INTENSE ORGASMIC BLISS.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' could very easily walk right off a cliff without even noticing because all they can think about is their intense orgasm, and nothing of potential dangers around them.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' should NOT operate heavy machinery, or drive any sort of vehicle, etc.

by MeTarded August 6, 2007

cum dumb

The feeling you get after an orgasm, that impares your ability to think and move.

Whitney - "Did you like that?"
Chadwick - "Uhh cream of corn."
Whitney - "WTF"
Chadwick - "Sorry.. cum dumb."

by AZ_boy December 4, 2008

Cum dumb

After several orgasms the brain begins to lose cognitive abilities.

Hey babe, do you know where you left the car?

Nawww... I'm cum dumb.

by handles Gent October 22, 2014

cum dumb

The stuper a woman is in shortly after an orgasm rendering her useless.

She tried to answer the phone after I sastified her but she was so cum dumb she couldn't form a sentance.

by z28 owner21 March 18, 2011

Cum dumb

A mental state of amazement a man arrives at when he notices a woman of such striking beauty that the semen saturates his brain to the point of being struck mute and wanting only to prosecute her booty.

I was so cum dumb after bumping into this hottie at the bar that I couldn't say hi or do anything.

by Wasted Ute November 24, 2019

cum dumb

a state of being brought about when you've just had an orgasm and you're too stupid to function.

she asked me to make her a drink after sex but i was too cum dumb and i ruined it

by ttg720 January 2, 2019

Pre-cum Dumb

The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.

Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"

by CitywideNut February 25, 2021