Colostomy-To-Mouth. The sexual act of inserting a penis into a partner’s colostomy and then inserting the penis into the mouth of the partner. Similar to ATM, however with the ease and pleasure of a colostomy (i.e feeling peristalsis)
by The Doctor of NY November 26, 2020
Chinga Tu Madre-a mexican way to say fuk ur mom
me and my friends use it so my mom wont know wat we are saying
me and my friends use it so my mom wont know wat we are saying
CTM puto (chinga tu madre puto)
by Chivas May 17, 2008
Abbreviation of Chicken Tikka Masala
An Indian meal highly popular in the UK.
Sometimes called Murg Tikka Masala or MTM.
The Chicken is spiced and cooked in a Tandoor oven and served with a a rich-tasting sauce.
An Indian meal highly popular in the UK.
Sometimes called Murg Tikka Masala or MTM.
The Chicken is spiced and cooked in a Tandoor oven and served with a a rich-tasting sauce.
by ianp5a July 19, 2011
CTM, or "Chuckling To Myself" is the new LOL. Typically, one is not laughing "OL" (out loud) when it's typed, so it's been revised for situations with more subtle humor...or less funny jokes.
by Summer January 4, 2006
CTM is an acronym for "Chuckle To Myself", used in text/internet language and now spilling into current usage. Used when a comment brings about an amusing mental picture in the listener/reader. Origin - SE Qld, Australia.
Friend texts you - "just saw a man sneeze out his false teeth.."
*creates instant mental image which gives you a giggle on the inside* you respond "ctm"
*creates instant mental image which gives you a giggle on the inside* you respond "ctm"
by Red Bec April 22, 2011
A word used to describe a guy that takes ab selfies, practices incest, and says he can beat the shit out of anyone despite never being in a fight before.
Person 1: Hey Christian over there fucked his cousin and got her pregnant. When I asked him about it he said he would beat my ass.
Person 2: He's never even been in a fight!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's such a CTM
Person 2: He's never even been in a fight!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's such a CTM
by theBOZ February 5, 2015
CTM stands for Chuckle to myself. Used when the joke your friend made is not LOL-worthy because you didn't actually really laugh out loud.
Friend: Did you see what she was wearing?
Friend 2: CTM, she looks like a clown.
Friend:Dude, what religion is my religion?
Friend 2: CTM, are you drunk?
Friend 2: CTM, she looks like a clown.
Friend:Dude, what religion is my religion?
Friend 2: CTM, are you drunk?
by k12k23s11 November 17, 2011