A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.
I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.
by sweetie bee May 9, 2012
Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.
Cryptic is very hot
Cryptic is MARRIED to Liz
If Cryptic were to divorce Liz she would riot
by Anonmommy February 1, 2021
Intelligent, smart, incredible, mysteriously wonderful
For an admin you're so cryptic, NASCAR
by jferfish28 July 27, 2022
Incredible, amazing, one-of-a-kind, mysteriously wonderful
For an admin you're so cryptic, NASCAR
by jferfish28 July 27, 2022
Just bad and should delete ngl
Hahah you remind me of a Cryptic
by x11poco March 15, 2021
People love the word cryptic...it is unknown why and no one cares either.
I found some cryptic shit...what?
by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020
Og pro player that every og players know! His sens in c ops is just horrible, the worst sens tbh, too much high, God of flicks but worst sniper player...
Cryptic
by Obzerps December 7, 2020