“have you seen adri?” “yeah man i’d definitely crunch!”
by Teki May 31, 2023
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death. pain. everything that is not fetch.(see definition on fetch). bad music. bad dance moves. fake losers. everything that sucks.
OMG ultraviolet sound didnt show up at the concert last night, how crunch.

That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!

Maryland is so crunch.
by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 14, 2009
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crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.
Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
by im a star April 8, 2023
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Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.
I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.
by Expecting84 May 19, 2019
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That kids a crunch

Jack is a crunch
by Quigleys January 8, 2023
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