To be completely stoned out of your mind. To be in a state of permahigh all the time. Being completely blazed and slightly confused. Having knowledge about the universe and how it works, but unfortunately only when high.
P1: Dude I'm totally Crowelling right now...
P2: I know dude me too...
by sniggolfoo May 13, 2012
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a last name that belongs to a hot amazing girl, tbh the last name means "cross"
you see that girl over there, yeah shes a crowell girl :)
by lilmama20 March 7, 2017
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Pronounced like foul

Similar use to fuck, drill, split, streel etc...

To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.

Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all. (© Aquateddy)
1- Watch me Crowel this little straggler.

2- I crowled her, Vince!

3- Remember that bitch who I crowled?

4- You have been charged with the crowling, without consent, of ------. How do you plead?

5- You could end up crowling her...

6- You know, crowling animals is both wrong AND illegal.

7- Can I crowel you in the ass this time?

8- Did you see that?!? That doberman just jumped out of the shadows and crowled the absolute fuck out of that kitten!

9- I'll Crowel your ass for that, Taffer!
by Aquateddy May 23, 2006
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A last name of a douch or a great person can't be in the middle
" Those two are crowells for sure"
by see you next year or not haha September 29, 2020
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Pronounced like foul

Similar use to fuck, drill, split, streel etc...

To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.

Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all.
1- Watch me Crowel this little straggler.

2- I crowled her, Vince!

3- Remember that bitch who I crowled?

4- You have been charged with the crowling, without consent, of ------. How do you plead?

5- You could end up crowling her...

6- You know, crowling animals is both wrong AND illegal.

7- Can I crowel you in the ass this time?

8- Did you see that?!? That doberman just jumped out of the shadows and crowled the absolute fuck out of that kitten!

9- I'll Crowel your ass for that, Taffer!
by Aquateddy May 28, 2006
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A Pussy ass white boy teacher who thinks he's all that. Who fucks students and teachers and there's nothing you can do. Cause the police are neo nazi basterds.
I want down to angleton looking to get blazed and got caught by Pussyass Mr Crowell . I'll shove my size 12 boot up his ass if he catches me again.
by Youngthug101 January 20, 2017
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kelly: what religion do you believe in?
me: COOPER CROWELLISM
by mirror cat January 11, 2021
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