CROTCH-CRICKETS 

A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.

Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.

CROTCH-CRICKETS by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003

crotch crickets 

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

crotch crickets by moon doggie April 27, 2003

crotch crickets 

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

crotch crickets by Derek Smith May 9, 2003

crotch crickets 

crabs, pubic lice

crotch crickets by shawn December 17, 2002

Crotch Crickets 

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.

Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.

Crotch Crickets by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

crotch crickets 

crabs

Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets

crotch crickets by yul June 5, 2003

crotch crickets 

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

crotch crickets by AK-85 April 22, 2006