crotch goblin

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

by Juke Joint Jezebel September 30, 2005

Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

crotch goblin

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

by LARRY'S BLINDE DARM February 03, 2019

crotch goblin

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.

Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.

by Ener January 20, 2007

crotch goblin

Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs

When ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins

by crotch checker March 14, 2005

Crotch Goblin

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.

“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”

by Terribly Unfunny August 26, 2022

crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005