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crook guts 

A jarro-ism. Meaning you ate an off chicken sandwich from the servo.
Jarro says “that sandwich gave me crook guts”
crook guts by Accountability January 17, 2018

Crook Guts 

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.
Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts
Crook Guts by Henryc42 October 11, 2018

crook in the guts 

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.
Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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