croce

to make a mustache out of pubic hair and place it on someone's upper lip (usually done to a "lightweight" who has passed out due to drinking and/or smoking marijuana). the term comes from the folk singer jim croce who sported a large black mustache. the first person to be croced beared a resemblance to jim croce.

jeff was passed out by eleven o'clock, so we croced his ass.

by ej m July 25, 2008

croce

a fat teenager, but they don't act gay like most fat kids, they're pimps

Paul has the biggest tits I've ever seen, but he also gets a lot of pussy, making him a fat croce

by krook June 24, 2004

Crocing

the act of wearing only crocs during consensual intercourse.

bro i heard y’all in the other room, were y’all crocing?

by StaticHD May 05, 2020

Jim Croce

The best singer-songwriter in history. He can often be found with a cigar in his mouth, since he is a badass.

Jim Croce's mustache made him a hit with the ladies as he sung about cool stuff.

by Supguysfriedchicken December 16, 2008

pete croce

A real pato

That dude loves to blow men , he's a Pete croce

by Francoisdel May 03, 2014

Croce Enunciation

The sarcastic exaggeration of words like “we”, “and”, and other words used to mockingly emphasize false unity, fake commitment, or unwilling inclusion in a group or task.

Usually done with dragged-out pronunciation or typed in all caps for extra drama.

Gregg: Come to the party at 10:30, girls will be there!
Jake: WE will all be there at 10:30!
Tom: Look at that Croce Enunciation yo!

by PhatNuts101010 June 04, 2025

Peter Croce

An extremely gay individual who gets pegged by his beard. Loves visiting the Pines and bean sprouts.

Is that guy getting pegged? Must be Peter Croce

by Francoisdel March 30, 2022