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to make a mustache out of pubic hair and place it on someone's upper lip (usually done to a "lightweight" who has passed out due to drinking and/or smoking marijuana). the term comes from the folk singer jim croce who sported a large black mustache. the first person to be croced beared a resemblance to jim croce.
jeff was passed out by eleven o'clock, so we croced his ass.
croce by ej m July 25, 2008
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a fat teenager, but they don't act gay like most fat kids, they're pimps
Paul has the biggest tits I've ever seen, but he also gets a lot of pussy, making him a fat croce
croce by krook June 24, 2004

Croce Enunciation 

The sarcastic exaggeration of words like “we”, “and”, and other words used to mockingly emphasize false unity, fake commitment, or unwilling inclusion in a group or task.

Usually done with dragged-out pronunciation or typed in all caps for extra drama.
Gregg: Come to the party at 10:30, girls will be there!
Jake: WE will all be there at 10:30!
Tom: Look at that Croce Enunciation yo!
The best singer-songwriter in history. He can often be found with a cigar in his mouth, since he is a badass.
Jim Croce's mustache made him a hit with the ladies as he sung about cool stuff.
Jim Croce by Supguysfriedchicken December 16, 2008

pete croce 

That dude loves to blow men , he's a Pete croce
pete croce by Francoisdel May 3, 2014

Peter Croce 

An extremely gay individual who gets pegged by his beard. Loves visiting the Pines and bean sprouts.
Peter Croce by Francoisdel March 30, 2022
The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.
My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.
crochet by Starchylde May 30, 2016