Crispybob 

when someone tries to do something right, yet somehow they fail in mysterious ways

wow how did he even crispybob that hard!

dude did you crispybob your confession last night?

its ok man everyone has those crispybob days...

Crispybob by MrLonelySadFace September 26, 2018

crispamobiaphobia 

An irrational fear of crisps and other potato products.

Don't give those quavers to Chloe she has crispamobiaphobia!

crispamobiaphobia by RoshanW July 5, 2012

crispyjoy 

Superior to 😂 in any way, shape, or form. Crispyjoy is the peak of emojis. Crispyjoy is the deep fried cousin of 😂. Crispyjoy will make your life better. Crispyjoy will not fill you with cringe every time it appears. Crispyjoy depicts laughter of the highest order. Crispyjoy is love. Crispyjoy is life.

Bask in its perfection.

Guy: hey, I think ipvansh is better than nordvansh-
Intellectual: crispyjoy, no.

crispyjoy by yootayote September 7, 2019

crispycookie 

Gay

He is a crispycookie

crispycookie by SavageSWARM February 15, 2017

crispybits 

To be a small, fat, ugly person that is called chris and has no mates

Sean: why are you such a crispybits
Chris: i dont know its just how my mother and father made me.
Sean: well fuck off back to you cave and get some mates.

crispybits by ed sheeran November 16, 2011

crispyblankets 

a cool tiktoker, he is very funny. :)

“crispyblankets is super funny!”

crispyblankets by parad1s July 21, 2021

crispycookie 

A cookie that is crispy and has a good crunch.

Wow that cookie was a crispycookie

crispycookie by Pick to freshh February 15, 2017