an idiot. someone who cannot do even the simplest tasks right. No one likes the cretin, and is usually hated by most people for screwing up important stuff.

Comes from Romanian, "Cretin", which means idiot.
That cretin forgot to bring the basketball, again. What a complete idiot.
by Vlad Dracula February 27, 2010
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Word which describes a quite ugly person. Those posessing drastic and distinctively noticeable ugly characteristics will be given the title of a cretin. Word origins from the dictionary yet has been made famous by those inhabiting the King's Hospital School, particularly the members of the 5th Form.
"You know that guy Emmet Hughes"
"Ye wat about em?"
"The state of em. Absolute cretin!"
by Paul Lawson February 21, 2009
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A person who's too narrow minded and retarded to expand their experience beyond their own perceptions-Usually used to describe people who spend hours playing First Person Shooter Games like Call of Duty or Halo but dont have the brains to play games like Final Fantasy or any multitude of excellent JRPG or far superior Japanese games.
Cretin one: "slobbers"I just got a killstreak in Halo Reacharound!
Cretin two:"Drools and spittle flies forth from his gaping maw"oh yea I just prestiged for the 30th time in Black ops!

Worldy gamer who plays more than shooters:What a bunch of Cretins ..
by The one who lies January 10, 2011
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The lowest form of humanity. A person that is a waste of air. A person who is lazy and doesn't contribute anything to society. Someone who kills the mood and is a hoe to their friends.
Grace Burlinson is the definition of a cretin.
by Megan Price November 24, 2015
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A name commonly used by someone who wants to delete random things from urbandictionary.com
by Tommyhaych March 01, 2005
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Someone of the lowest possible intelligence level. Someone with an IQ of 10. At the most. Many cretins behave like veggies and can only be taught to piss themselves.
That guy's brain never fully developed past the third week of gestation and he is now a cretin.
by Big Lee March 11, 2006
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Someone who hangs about mainly in a football club, or park. They drink White Ace cider and tend to wear alot of checkers.

Cretins like this are on the dole and use all of their money to buy white ace cider. Often they tick alchol from the shop untill their parents/nan gives them more money

They have 1 best friend (who is equally a cretin) who will worship the ground they walk on and do everything they are told to do.

Cretins are always drunk and play drinking games. They cause trouble on the streets and everyone laughs at them. Cretins do not realise they have a problem or that they are being laughed at. They think they are just having fun and there is nothing wrong it what they are doing. They also take no pride in their personal appearance and tend to look like woody out of "this is england"
doc martins
white ace
football club
rock music
by anonymous_355321 March 24, 2011
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