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Creputation 

Ones reputation based on their creps (trainers/shoes). A good shoe collection equals a good creputation.
"Looking fly brudda, your creputation is on point."
Creputation by crepman June 21, 2012

crapidation 

An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.
Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.

Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.

Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.

Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.

crespination 

Crespination is a creative or inventive act of lying during an argument about the existence of an product or invention and then later using the internet to prove its existence. True lack of knowledge about the existence of the object under contention is required for authentic crespination. Since the advent of cheap mobile internet devices, incidences of crespination are riskier to the reputation and have been in decline.

Crespination's dark side is known to all persons of an inventive nature. The chances of finding that something has already been invented are close to 100 percent if the inventor dares to inspect the internet.
Person 1: "It is annoying to hold that ice pack to your arm. You need an ice sleeve for that bee sting on your elbow." (Person 1 is engaging in crespination.)
Person 2: "There is no such thing as an ice sleeve." (Person 2 is correct based on the current knowledge of both parties.)
Person 1: "Yes, there is. Let's look it up when we get back to the farm." (Person 1 is aware that she lacks the facts to back up this statement but confident that the internet will back her up.)
crespination by turkey111 April 16, 2011

Creditatious

An individual who's more notable trait is being constantly persistent with being credited for their works.
She's very creditatious in that she'll always have me cite all her social media when sharing her artwork.
Creditatious by TortillaDis July 6, 2020

re-cipitation 

When a retarded dude/dudette comes and pisses on people from overhead and yells, "It's waining."
"Dude, ya gotta be careful..with all the retards around theres an 80% chance of re-cipitation."
re-cipitation by sideshowsteve April 1, 2009

crabitation 

1. imitation crab meat
2. someone whose very presence makes people instantly crabby.
3. (crabitate) v. the act of shying away from a crabitating person.
Let's buy some of that crabitation to put on our salads.
Mootz Moody is the master of crabitation. All he has to do is open his mouth and people crabitate away from him.
crabitation by The Blackwolf October 23, 2009