When you get so bored/high that you watch the credits of a movie and are like "dang I really wanna know who played that dead guy. He should win a award for that." and then you realize that it was really just Ryan Reynolds and wake up on the floor at 12AM the next day.
A corporate creature who survives by harvesting recognition from other people’s work and presenting it as their own contribution. Thrives in meetings, recaps, and executive updates where attribution gets just blurry enough to rewrite history.
I built the whole prototype, and somehow Jules summarized it to leadershiplike it was his vision. Total creditbeggar.