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creamedmonkey 

A man and wife who immensely enjoy the world of call of duty. It's easy to spot a real creamedmonkey in the wilds of C.O.D they'll be the ones who always finishes top of the board and shows a dazzling amount of flair as they charge the map.
Their usual habitat is kill confirmed but they have been known to thrive in environments such as demolition and TDM

Their weapon choice will always be the lesser used weapons such as the RSASS, PM9 and the MP412.
creamedmonkey's are indeed rare but once met are never forgotten
"Damn did creamedmonkey really score 6000!"
"There goes that tag rusher creamedmonkey
creamedmonkey by Minoater September 17, 2012

Crassmonkey 

An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.
Things a crassmonkey might do:
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench
*Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often
Crassmonkey by Newbury December 29, 2004

crease-monkey 

Cricketer of the highest standard.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.
"That Justin, he's one hell of a crease-monkey"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"
crease-monkey by DemonPixieBoy June 21, 2008

Crazemonkey 

A crazy person who is dancing to dubstep and throwing things everywhere. Someone who is notorious for being a Crazemonkey, may sometimes be called a "Crazemonk"
Ronald: Dang! Jonathan is such a Crazemonkey to night!

Billy: He dances to that dubstep like no other Crazemonkey I've seen!
Jonathan: I AM SUCH A CRAZEMONK TODAY!

Cheesemonkey 

A person who uses the same move over and over again when playing a fighting game.
Stop picking Ken and using his Shoryuken over and over! You're such a Cheesemonkey!
Cheesemonkey by Nekohime October 27, 2009

Crease monkey 

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
Crease monkey by jpc1 December 7, 2009