verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
by wzylvr09 July 01, 2009
Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up
Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.
Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
(v) when giving a bj after recently ingesting corn and the suction pulls the remaining kernels from the teeth so when he jizzes, you are also forced to swallow corn
Smashley: It was so sweet that he made corn on the cob for din, but then he cream of corned me.
Spitter: Girl, you let him maize you and didn't throw?
Smashley: Spitters are quitters.
Spitter: Girl, you let him maize you and didn't throw?
Smashley: Spitters are quitters.
by Smashley R TR July 12, 2010
annoys me!
by marcia farinas January 05, 2011
When something pisses you off so much it is about as bad as ordering corn, and getting creamed corn instead of regular corn (also usable in paste tense as creamed my corn)
by Waje Watermeloned February 21, 2019
by evan-essence January 29, 2018
Big game hunter: "Dude, that girl is HOT!"
Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."
Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."
by urbaniam August 25, 2011