The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.
by SkeeterSquat November 7, 2015
The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".
by Jmagnus October 17, 2007
A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
by kongbongokcool April 30, 2020
An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
by Carl H. July 27, 2005
Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.
Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!
by Johnny Jay2385wer7656897w697w5 August 22, 2008
An American chain of ice cream shops owned by FAT Brands. Its corporate offices are in Atlanta, Georgia.
Marble Slab Creamery is the best
by SPrice1980 July 8, 2022
The single most useless word ever existed
Call it "ice cream parlor" and please don't use this word.
Call it "ice cream parlor" and please don't use this word.
by Beebadooo October 1, 2023