Crazy dick 

Never stick your dick in crazy ‘cause you might not get it back

If you need a crazy dick definition then it’s too late.

Crazy dick by Spock* September 10, 2019

Crazy Dick Syndrome 

1) When one's penis cause's a girl to become crazy with passionate dick lusting rage.

2) When one's girl becomes crazy after interaction with the d.

Why is your girl all crazy like that?

She's got the crazy dick syndrome.

Damn, your dick makes all the ladies crazy. Should stop sticking it in some many bitches.

Crazy Dick Syndrome by DMaster July 17, 2014

Dick crazy 

Dick crazy is when a person has sex with someone whom has a really good penis that become so crazy a lustful they either wind up in sex induced rage and become a whore or stalk the person who infected them with "dick crazy"

Jesus alissa, has become so dick crazy after darnell that she fucked the whole basketball team.

Dick crazy by Illmakeurbitchgodickcrzy33 June 10, 2017

crazy ass dick 

A complete and total weirdo, a C.A.D., a McKenna, or a Jessica. Crazy ass dicks are very common around town, everone wants to be one, but watch out, there are many wannabe crazy ass dicks!

"Wow did you see that hobo?! He was a fuckin crazy ass dick!"
"Dude, you don't have to be a crazy ass dick about it..."

crazy ass dick by Jessica Callery May 20, 2008

Dick Crazy 

When a person is so focused on getting penis that he/she/they forgo all other responsibilities.

Sharon is so dick crazy that she ditches her friends and leaves her job early to hang out with Carlos.

Dick Crazy by TravelBoo April 12, 2022

don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.

Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

don't stick your dick in crazy by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 5, 2013

don't stick your dick in crazy

A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.

Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.

don't stick your dick in crazy by Harry Krinkle November 5, 2013