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crapbox

To take a dump in a bathroom without opening windows, turning on the ventilation fan, or providing any other way to let the smell out. Makes the entire immediate area smell like crap. Works very effectively in dormitory suites.

Derived from "hotbox."
One of those new guys crapboxed the suite again!
by mamarley February 25, 2011
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Crapbox

TV
TV is crapbox because it is full of shit
by Mr Cleanz February 19, 2018
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crapbooking

Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.
by TJ Buttlicker March 27, 2009
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crap box

"Okay, let me show you how to drive this crap box." -Bart Simpson, "The Simpsons Game"
by This hour has 42 minutes June 20, 2009
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crapbort

the act of having to cut a crap session short - most commonly caused when other people enter a public restroom you're using or when a concurrent emergency arises while you're doing your business.
i wish kimberly would stop following me to the bathroom. i've had to crapbort my mission three times today!

as soon as the walls started shaking, i crapborted and took cover under the bathroom sink.
by jgal66 September 21, 2011
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CrapBook

a crapbook is a fucking piece of shit school chromebook that is fucking RIDDLED with unnecessary malware and spying tools.
guy 1: my chromebook is so slow.
guy 2: is it a school crapbook?
guy 1: whats a crapbook?
guy 2: its a crappy chromebook.
guy 1: oh. yea its a school crapbook.
guy 2: probably got tons of fucking malware on it.
by User139575 January 11, 2021
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crapbook

A book one brings while in a bathroom defecating or urinating.
Setting:(Harry Potter convention)
Jk rowling: -and now the book is out. Any questions?

Man#1: How much will the book be when it's out?

Jk rowling: About 30 U.S dollars give or take.

Man#2: Can i see that book for a second?

Jk rowling: whah...what?

Man#2: yeah i'll be back in like-

Jk rowling: Um i don't think so-

Man#2: I've been sitting here for over an hour and a half, listening to you ramble and I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!... I may be in the bathroom for a while i NEED a crapbook! DO you get me?

Jk rowling:(with look of horror) That's..that..that's disgusting!

Man#2: YOU KNOW WHATS DISGUSTING? THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT"S WHOLE METAPHOR IS CHILD RAPE! Now my bowels are about to make this room into a Gas chamber Gimme the fucking book!
by Santosuknow October 27, 2010
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