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Crap Trap 

An extremely hairy ass, that collects traces of poo throughout the day.
1. I really need to trim my ass crack tonight...I have got a serious first class crap trap.
Crap Trap by Cadillac Man August 12, 2009

Crap Trap 

Definition for shitty 2010s trap music. You know all that garbage electronic music that all sounds the same which usually has that annoying, repetitive buildup in the the middle
Nikki Minaj is a good example of crap trap
Crap Trap by SpaghettiFingers November 7, 2015

crap-trap 

The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.
I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.
crap-trap by bigbadscot January 3, 2017

Trap Crap 

Trapcrap:
When you walk into the bathroom after a dorm mate pulls a massive crap when air spray is in the vicinity.

/Name of an infamous ice cream
Aww fuck you man, I was gonna take a shit after I peed but you had to make a Trap Crap..

/ Hipster: Theres this delicious ice cream flavor called Trap Crap
Trap Crap by EmbryoToGangster June 15, 2013

trap and crap 

Luring someone under false pretenses of urinating into the bathroom and making them entertain you while you take a dump.
Becky didn't want to be alone with her constipation so she pulled a trap and crap on Art.
trap and crap by Lori D March 6, 2008

Crap Trapped 

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."
Crap Trapped by Duece79 September 2, 2016