cranking the hog

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

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Cranking the hog

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!

by Darthbubbaaa April 20, 2019

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A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.

BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS

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To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

by hogcranker April 04, 2018

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This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 06, 2025

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The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 03, 2024

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Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by June 17, 2025

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