cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

Cranking the hog

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!

by Darthbubbaaa April 19, 2019

CRANKING THE HOG

A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.

BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 14, 2023

Cranking the hog

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

by hogcranker May 21, 2018

Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 05, 2025

Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by anonymous June 16, 2025