crank a fatty

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Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

crank a fatty by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021

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crack a fatty

NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis

On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.

crack a fatty by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

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