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craddle robber 

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Someone who doesn't know how to spell cradle.
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craddle robber 

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someone dating, or has dated a person who is significantly younger than them. The relationship could be sexual or non-sexual.
"Doode, He went after a Freshman, what a a craddle robber!!!"
craddle robber by Huy L. March 4, 2007
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Related Words
craddle robber • cradle robber • the cradle robber • San Franciscan Cradle Robber • robbed from the cradle • Craddle • craddle rocker • craddle snatcher • craddle stealer • cradle of filth

craddle robber 

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Someone who has a wide age gap with someone they have sex with, or could be a pedophile
Joe's a sick freak, he had sex with a 12 year old when he was 17!
craddle robber by Caitlin August 10, 2004

Craddle Robber 

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Someone who has graduated from High School and hooks up or dates someone still in high school. A freshman perhaps
Josh is a craddle robber, hooking up with Audrey.
Craddle Robber by Sheridenn December 30, 2008
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craddle robber 

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A man who has sex with a young girl who is underage.
R. Kelly is a craddle robber.
craddle robber by suzanna moe October 18, 2006

cradle robber 

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A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:[18,infinity))
Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word
cradle robber by mike xie February 10, 2007
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cradle robber 

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One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.
Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.
cradle robber by B-Raff June 1, 2006
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