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Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.
The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!
Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

Crackfic 

A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
Crackfic by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009

cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!

crackfic 

A type of fanfiction (or original fiction) that is intentionally unbelievable and insane; often humorous. Usually short, one-shot stoires.
"Sarah's new crackfic is fuckin' hilarious, you should go read it!"
crackfic by Andrea C. November 8, 2006

crackcident 

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in February?!

Matt: Oh, he's just selling cracksicles.
cracksicle by Matthew Wilkes May 14, 2008