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crack cookie

a cookie so good the eater will be addicted to it fromt the first bite, made of all legal substances at the local supermarket, the best cookie being the "no-bake" cookie which has butter, milk, sugar, and peanut butter, melted in a pot and mixed with oats and grahm crackers, and cooled on a flat surface.
you'll be addicted to my crack cookies.
crack cookie by james h.O. January 23, 2007
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crack that cookie 

Crack that cookie means to either take the virginity of a female or to know that you have a large dick and mostly any female you fuck pussy is going to be tight or it just be a tight pussy chick that ain't fucked in some time and you bussin that pussy open..
You should let me come over tonight and crack that cookie luv.

crack cookies 

When crack cocaine is cooked up, it is initially formed into the shape of a large cookie. From there, it is then broken down into individual pieces, or "crack rocks", to be sold to crack users. It has nothing to do with actual cookies."Cookie" is only in reference to its shape and appearance .
Yo, I'm gonna go pick up a couple of crack cookies from my dude real quick and then come back here to the traphouse to break 'em down.

**sidenote: no one actually says "crack cookie". one would typically only say "cookie" and leave the word "crack" out completely
crack cookies by LaPozolera December 16, 2015

crack cookies 

any type of cookie that are so good that they become as addictive as crack, they do not contain crack, but they are amazingly tasty.
So Caitlin brought her crack cookies into the lounge today, and everyone attacked her for them, because they were so delicious.
crack cookies by scholar328161 April 25, 2010

crack cookies 

A cookie which is so delectably irresistible, you cannot eat just one. To take a bite, is to forever become addicted to it.
Letty: "Oh my goodness, did you make these crack cookies?"

Holly: "Yes." *wicked smile

Letty: "They are soooo good, I can't stop eating them!"
crack cookies by Padme Amidala August 3, 2010

crack cookies 

Cookies that are chocolatey and makes you feel like you are floating on a cloud of butterflies.
Haylee is totaly addicted to Rachel's "crack cookies"!
crack cookies by 74682349 March 9, 2009

Crack cookies 

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”
Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead
Crack cookies by snortcocaina February 24, 2020
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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