The Crawdaddy is a sexual act that involves four people, a pair of tongs, a hot tub, and an abundance of corn on the
cob and potatoes. In the spirit of a crawfish boil the hot tub is filled with the vegetables to boil to
perfection. The four people line up dick to ass, dick to ass, dick to ass, and thrust passionately in the boil. Whilst this goes on the person in the
front holds the tongs, inside the boil. This mimics the tasty crustacean thus creating their own sexy crawfish boil. The person in the front uses the tongs to pick up vegetables coating them with their love butter, creating the perfect
salty flavor.
“Thanks for the invite, what better way to
end the summer than with a crawfish
boil!”
“Thanks for coming! Are you ready for the Crawdaddy?”
“Hell yeah! I love buttered
corn!”