Scrotum cozies

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!

Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

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lil cozy

Is that bitch.

Find lil cozy on Instagram @saraalani_

by Lil cozy April 24, 2019

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dick cozy

an easy fuck you can always rely on when your dick is cold. see; booty call

I haven't gotten laid in a week, I ned to call my dick cozy.

by domiNick james August 11, 2006

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Cozy muscle

A term used to describe fat or obesity in a cute manner.

Yo dawg, that's a lot of cozy muscle on ya.

Hey man have you seen Rick? He's got a lot of cozy muscle now.

by Chuck192 December 30, 2015

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Cozy szn

So basically anytime after Spooky szn, and all you want is love and hot chocolate. Usually used by vsco girls and Olivia’s. If you hear ANYONE say this, RUN AND HIDE.

Alex:It’s November first!
Olivia: No it’s cozy szn!

by Swimmingislyfe23 October 26, 2019

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