MySpace courtesy

when receiving a picture comment, you feel the need to comment a picture of the person who commented yours

"He commented 5 of my pictures, its MySpace courtesy to comment 5 of his pictures."

by imthebest0518 July 31, 2009

courtesy daps

When you give someone daps because you're shaking everyone else hands and are basically required to include this person as well

I was saying what up to all my friends and I had no choice but to give Jimmy courtesy daps because he was there

by Ellen Cutler December 31, 2009

Courtesy Boner

An erection you consciously attempt to achieve in order to be polite and/or appreciative to a woman. Typically in response to an unattractive naked woman, or an inartfully executed handjob, it is an attempt to spare her the insult of a flaccid penis.

The girl in the hot tub was pretty fat, but since she'd taken her top off I tried to work up a courtesy boner, you know, to be chivalrous.

by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009

IM courtesy

the act of waiting for someone you are talking with online to finish typing when you see the "screen name is typing" in the IM box.

i like talkin with daniel online, he has so much IM courtesy i can always get my ideas across

by Herm April 5, 2006

professional courtesy

A form of mutual respect among people in the same line of work.

As Dan finished plowing his driveway, a county snowplow came along and threw more snow into it. "Dammit!" he yelled. "How about a little bit of professional courtesy here?"

by Professional Courtesy Man February 15, 2013

courtesy laugh

When someone tells an absolutely terrible joke, and no one laughs, you give them a courtesy laugh. This should not be mocking and done very tastefully.

Jim- "...And so the atom says, 'I lost an electron!' And the bartender says, 'Are you sure?' and the atom goes,'I'm Postive!'"

Jake (thinking)- Holy fuck that was a horrible joke, he needs a courtesy laugh

Jake- HA HA HA
*silence*

by Sextron42 October 5, 2009

texting courtesy

Verb
The act of texting someone back when they give you a bullshit response like "k"or"lol".

I hate when people text back stupid responses but i have to use texting courtesy.

by Nukanukanuka April 12, 2010