a way to great a person in the most friendly way, commonly known as alright. However he can be your imaginary friend who likes to do bad things. He never recieves cerifcates for the work he does which is proberly why he does these bad things. The bad things often consist of lifting up skirts.
Boy, you've really done it this time. If you're searched up this term that means the old man's pissed and he ought to give you a goodslugging. "Why I Ought To" is used in the darkest of times, and is usually a last-resort in situations like this. So, next time you hear this, alert the authorities or flee the scene at once, for your very life may hang in the balance.
*Boy spills milk all over the table*
Father: Ah! You've gone and done it this time, Mister! Why I Ought To . . .!