a way to great a person in the most friendly way, commonly known as alright. However he can be your imaginary friend who likes to do bad things. He never recieves cerifcates for the work he does which is proberly why he does these bad things. The bad things often consist of lifting up skirts.

1. "oight"

"yh, im good"

2. "Where is oight today?"

"I dunno boyy, but yesterday i had to stop him pulling up shannon's skirt"

oight by shithead3000 July 4, 2011

Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

Whenever Boris Johnson says literally anything

Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations by ♥🗺☠ January 22, 2021

Why I Ought To

Boy, you've really done it this time. If you're searched up this term that means the old man's pissed and he ought to give you a good slugging. "Why I Ought To" is used in the darkest of times, and is usually a last-resort in situations like this. So, next time you hear this, alert the authorities or flee the scene at once, for your very life may hang in the balance.

*Boy spills milk all over the table*
Father: Ah! You've gone and done it this time, Mister! Why I Ought To . . .!

Why I Ought To by Meme_Dealer September 17, 2018

oughtn't

Verb: Should not. The opposite of ought.

"Maybe we ought to eat some beans. Well, maybe we oughtn't."

oughtn't by RayJay1111 November 20, 2017

Ought

it’s a southern/ Devonshire way of saying it’s got to be...

Jenny:” do you think the guy Lisa has a crush on is a roadman?”

Amanda:” it ought to be”

Ought by Iszy is not noice May 19, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026