The act of laughing that is preceded by a cough.
When I told my catfish joke to Crystal, it made her cough-laugh so hard, she nearly busted a nut.
by Chr1sDalt0n May 22, 2023
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The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.
by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021
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Coming deep down an Asian's throat to "soothe her cough".
My Asian girlfriend had a cold, so I gave her an Asian Cough Drop.
by January 23, 2021
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to get upset about something
If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.
by October 10, 2020
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1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 9, 2023
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A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME March 6, 2018
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