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(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.
Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.
by adamshane October 06, 2011
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When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.
"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!
by Cousin P December 18, 2013
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Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.
"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"
by KaylaNB August 29, 2009
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adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.
by Aldo February 05, 2005
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When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.
A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!
by JustGotCouched November 04, 2008
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