cotton wood 

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

cotton wood by freakynasty April 21, 2019

cottonwood az 

A small town in Arizona with shitty bipolar weather, shitty bipolar people, and way too many gas stations.

We were headed to Sedona and drove through cottonwood az to make a pit stop.

cottonwood az by Hulk Penis September 14, 2016

Cottonwood, az 

A small town in northern Arizona with no real entertainment. Known for its high teen pregnancy rate, high std rate, crazy people, drug addicts, and drama. The only thing close to a mall there is the local walmart. If you live there the only way to entertain yourself is to either do drugs, get pregnant in hopes of getting on Mtv, or hang out at walmart.

"cottonwood, az" home to the unwed teen mothers, druggies, and where the drama follows you to the end of the earth and back.

Cottonwood, az by frosty790 August 1, 2012

cottonwood high 

Cottonwood is nothing but a bunch of fake people who try to act like they're better than everyone and they're really not all the guys are assholes and the girls are a bunch of sluts and the principal Mr. strange is a douche bag

Being in jail would be better than being a student at cottonwood high school

cottonwood high by Random kid October 4, 2017

Cottonwood 

A town in northern California where the majority of the population is white, while there are still more cows than actual people.

Wow man! That town is a total Cottonwood!

Cottonwood by Shan23 June 12, 2008

Cottonwood  

A shitty ass little zit of a town in California.
Full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is boiling hot again.
Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.

Person 1: Dude! Look at that trailer park! It is so Cottonwood!
Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!
Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!
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Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has awesome shit to do there!

Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.

Cottonwood by Jayme Hates Cottonwood October 18, 2008

Cottonwood Creek Elementary 

A weird Elementary school in Greenwood Village CO that has five grades, and compared to prison is almost there

Cottonwood Creek Elementary is a molar like prison

Cottonwood Creek Elementary by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019