a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)
Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cottonfield i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.
When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".
The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?
(adj.) An old African American female who chases a tumbling tampon down the road much like a full-blooded American would chase a ball down a baseball field.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)