cottling

A particularly sordid and depraved form of sexual intercourse, mostly favoured and performed by residents of Bath and 'special' visitors to Tog Hill

Person 1: Hey, did you have a good weekend?
Person 2: Yes. I met a sexy girl and gave her a damn good cottling.
Person 1: I like your style.

by J0hnny2003 March 18, 2008

cottle

a cross between a can and a bottle.

Dude have you seen the new 16 oz miller lite cottles?

by gay as aids May 18, 2009

cottle

cottle-cunt in a bottle

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Throttle Cottle

To throttle ones penis whilst watching another man over a web cam throttle his

Im going to have a session of throttle cottle before my mum makes my tea

by throttle man June 16, 2010

Cottle-job.

A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.

Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"

Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."

by Gum-dogs. January 26, 2011

Cottles

Imagine "bottles" your baby.
Now the b turns into a "c" as "c" = cock.

*Daddy cottles his two kids (COMPLETELY IN ROLE PLAY AND ABIDING ADULTS OVER 18+)

by Crescent Zeal December 23, 2020