cottager

a gay man who waits outside of a public restroom to wait for another gay man to come out and crack his ass

You Are A Cottager

by The Hammer When It Comes To Cottaging July 12, 2003

Cottage

Yet another word for bed. A place of "recreation" and rest. A longer version of the word (cot).

"My boyfriend and i dont plan on just sleeping in my cottage tonight".
"Fancy coming back to my cottage" .

by Bri-Jolie June 12, 2008

cottaging

British/Canadian term for going to the cottage, chalet or camp located in a rural or semi-rural area.

We're going cottaging for the long weekend.

by new_world_wanker August 8, 2007

cottaging

When public employees, especially police, fire, toll and emergency workers, hide away somewhere away from the public, possibly together, in order to goof off on the job, or pad their hours, especially for overtime pay.

Joe pulled in 2000 hours of overtime last year from cottaging on the job.

by Tommie T December 10, 2011

Cottage

A small, wooden structure located on the grounds of a mansion which stores women. They are given no rights and are forced to live there to work as slaves to the people of the mansion. Only a couple feet wide and a couple feet high, the tiny cottage stores up to 100 women at one time. At feeding time, they are given blended pig slops. At washing time, they are made clean with a fire hose. Clothes are not permitted inside, and they may not leave under any circumstances. Trying to escape or disobeying is punishable by automatic death.

All the girls were frightened to be put into the cottage, for they would live a life of slavery.

by FriedChikn July 2, 2010

Cottage

a second personality, much like many people have a house and then a cottage somewhere else, people often have one personality and then cottage. The first persoanality is usually the reserved, laid back, school oriented personality. COTTAGE on the other hand is loud, outgoing, likes to drink, rebel, and have a good time. THis personality will do and say anything even if its not necessary or its at an inappropriate time.

man where's COTTAGE tonight?? ur being all good sarah.

Fuck skool sarah, be COTTAGE come out drinking!

UR a fucking asshole COTTAGE but i love you!

by Cottage December 5, 2005

Cottaging

To patronise Chicken Cottage, a UK fast food chain specialising in competitively priced fried chicken products.

Zaf really wanted to go cottaging, he needed the fried goodness of chicken cottage after that sweaty workout!

by the toilet punisher November 12, 2007