A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.
I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.
by Dr Debacle December 29, 2006
When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.
Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.
by dankenstein February 12, 2005
(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.
by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006
by drew/ryan May 22, 2005
Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
by ABurgesss January 3, 2013
by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016
The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010