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cool your tools 

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
cool your tools by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your tools 

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
cool your tools by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your tools 

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
cool your tools by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your tools 

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
cool your tools by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool out with your tool out 

1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.

2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.

Syn: hang out with your wang out
1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.

2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.

2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.

Be Cool, Bag Your Tool 

Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.
*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*