Cooked as 

Australian slang for a friend that is on drugs, is fucked up, isn't doing well.

You heard from kip? I hear he is cooked as.

Cooked as by Okaym8 November 22, 2022

crooked as a Florida election 

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

crooked as a Florida election by james savik November 15, 2018

Crooked as a bag of snakes 

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

Crooked as a bag of snakes by NorbertO October 5, 2012

crooked as a bygeorge 

No one seems to know what this phrase actually means, but after some research, it was discovered that this phrase originated somewhere in West Texas, and it most likely describes something that is not straight

person 1:"that is as crooked as a bygeorge!"
person 2: "what on earth is a bygeorge?"

crooked as a bygeorge by world's most original username February 22, 2011

crooked as a pig dick 

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.

Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!

crooked as a pig dick by 2cents September 10, 2009

Crooked as a fox 

adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.

Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox

Crooked as a fox by King Jan Sobietski June 18, 2018

cooked ass 

when you slip to the barbeque cooker and burned your butt

OUCH! i slipped and now have a cooked ass!

cooked ass by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 10, 2021