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Coochie Monster 

Like cookie monster but a known lover of coochie's and eats them on a regular basis
Koner is a huge fucking Coochie Monster!!
Coochie Monster by VomitCock May 27, 2017

Coochie Monster 

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.
Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!
Coochie Monster by gray_bossman September 13, 2019

coochie monster 

when a girls vagine has like 7 layers
the coochie monster just ate my dick
coochie monster by j e n n a November 6, 2020

Coochie Monster’s 

A coochie monster is a term used for someone, who is broke, smelly, dusty, or someone who doesn’t clean up nivce, BUT STILL TRYNA HIT
Thomas: Wassup ma lemme rearrange them guts.
Crystal: Nah homie, you and your friends some Coochie Monster’s go take a shower
Coochie Monster’s by lilstarloko September 14, 2020

the coochie woochie Monster 

A horrible monster also known as Khole.the coochie woochie Monster comes out only when you do the making slime at 3am challenge
*while doing slime at 3am challenge*

“Omg what was that sound “

“I think it’s the coochie woochie
Monster” “ the coochie woochie Monster “

Coochee Monster 

Any horn dog sex maniac, sex addict that eats way too much pussy for his or her own good.
Mr. Jizzman better cut down on the amount of pussy he's been eating or he'll turn into the Coochee Monster!

I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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