contradiction

A contradiction is two propositions used in combination where one makes the other impossible. It is something that is A and non-A at the same time. A contradiction, therefore, cannot exist in reality, since existence exists (whereas a contradiction could not possibly exist). In the cognitive process, reaching a contradiction as a conclusion or evaluation of reality is proof of an error in one's thinking.
A square circle is a contradiction in terms. It cannot even be imagined.

"Anyone who denies the law of non-contradiction should be beaten and burned until he admits that to be beaten is not the same as not to be beaten, and to be burned is not the same as not to be burned." (Avicenna, Medieval Philosopher)
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contradiction

Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.
Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
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contradiction

a giraffe says "moo, im a goat". now thats a contradiction.
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contradiction

The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.
That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!
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contradiction

noun; everything Pierson Bell says or does
Says: "I'm cutting back on homework."

The contradiction: Gives hours of homework and bitches when you still try to do it, in class, but nonetheless you are still trying to do it.
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Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.
Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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contradictator

noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.
We are forced to suffer under the rule of a contradictator.
by Tim Kendel October 20, 2006
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