by 813TB March 9, 2021
A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.
Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
by Scott and Nikki July 6, 2011
when a thread in an online discussion becomes so dense that no one can figure out the context of any post in it.
by unexistential September 3, 2016
A context babe is a person who's attractiveness depends entirely on the context in which you know them, and would not normally be attractive outside of said contextual situation. A person who you would not look at twice when crossing paths on the sidewalk, but makes you hot and bothered when you see them playing guitar with their band.
Also penises.
Also penises.
He's such a context babe. I wasn't attracted to him at all until I found out he was a Doctor Who extra.
by Timmering May 5, 2013
The ability to get intoxicated without having to consume any alcohol, usually occurs mostly in party environment when surrounded by drunken peers.
by Djdjcjcjcjcjckjvjv March 12, 2015
When a person gets mad at another person for not giving enough context to something that’s widely understood by most people.
Joey and John are always asking for more information from me for no reason, they are such context queens!
by LogicalB December 15, 2021
A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.
Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004