A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.
Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
by Scott and Nikki July 6, 2011