sausage storage container

a whore, such as a bombshelly or a related to the debeki clan, but mostly the shelly.

i saw that sausage storage containers picture on pbn. she was a ugly white slut.

by lolownd January 23, 2008

this may contain alcohol

This may contain alcohol I will need to see some ID to ensure you are legal drinking age
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER

by YoyoEeveeQueen March 20, 2022

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david container

a gay annoying fag who no one likes. goofs off and pisses people off and he has no friends. every1 wants to kill him

GOD! David Container get the F*** outta here!!

by phonics monkey March 25, 2007

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untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

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Buy the most expensive bottle of hard liquor or beer you can afford then find a someone else who has also been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smash the bottle either on them or on their property while they are present. All the while yelling: "Open container bitch."

Brandon: "Why did you hit me with that bottle man? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Damon: "Open Container Bitch!"

by Jack Scarecrow May 26, 2015

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