The particular combination of consternation and confusion produced when one asks a painful or awkward question that nobody wants to answer.
I am sorry for the confustication caused by my questions, I don't mean to offend.
by Barrysuperhawk May 5, 2017
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Being so confused that you quite literally explode.

Portmanteau of confusion and combustion.
Aww man, my chemistry homework almost had my brain in a state of confustion last night.
by ch3mgrl May 30, 2009
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A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.
Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.
by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011
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now im confusted
im confused and confusted
by bacchus July 26, 2004
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Usually having to do with men's understanding, or lack thereof, of a woman's needs of emotions.
'Women. That was the problem; he was going into space today, so now was the time to set feminine confustications aside...' - Parallel Extinction by Todd R. Stevens, soon to be published
by TigreArts November 23, 2010
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(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.
Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."
by mulletboat June 6, 2009
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-Did your mom go today ?
Huh, what are you talking about?
- Oh sorry for the confustion, she had mentioned she was taking a trip today.
by Sopha99 March 3, 2016
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