Competitous

Overly competitive with things that don't matter, and people really don’t care about.

Girl: Why are you so competitous when it comes to car subwoofers?
Guy: I needed fifteens to make my Geo Metro the shit!

by bahbahbooy July 7, 2006

Competitive

Being more focused on victory, or the aspects like domination of an activity, than actual point/enjoyment of the activity for or by anybody else.

No wonder he/she wasnt thought of as fun to take to parties anymore by the people who once thought he/she was (some had never thought that he/she was fun to take anywhere or be around), he/she really thought of life as nothing but a competition, and had come up with spiritual answers to everything that other people didnt think were competition in life despite not really believing in any of the bullshit answers himself/herself. One thing a competitive person doesn't get is how much loss their is in a war that is considered won by the group that calls themselves the winners, they're too focused on the winning part to get it, despite claiming to be somehow deeper thinking than other people (depth is also no good if it turns into competitive bullshit). Focusing on something besides winning would actually cause them to look at negative things in themselves and other people and wonder if they're really such a winner that they claim to be, or whether it's just everybody else that is the bully, or the self-serving asshole, or the narcissist, or the negative influence.

by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020

competition

The breakfast of champions

The pros warned the competition how much they liked the flavor of nubcake xp

by ScegfOd January 11, 2008

Competitive BSing

A term Riot Games came up with to combat toxicity. Nobody actually knows what it means.

Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.

by zMuZZle February 6, 2020

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 26, 2020

Competitive Player

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect

Nick you're such a competitive player !

by __Le__ June 17, 2017

Overwatch Competitive

When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer

overwatch competitive, goodluck winning........

by dr loserfruit May 13, 2018