Definitions by MattB55

commode 

short for 'commotion', as in "what's the commotion?". Used by hipster snobs to unnecessarily confuse ordinary discourse, often with intent to elicit an air of superiority.

Hey Chun Li, what's the commode?

"what? i don't know what you mean."

what's the commotion?

"Oh, Glen Fry is here, that's his entourage."

commode by MattB55 April 2, 2008