When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.
by gon-zales December 1, 2017
Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.
by DK sorta May 30, 2015
Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.
"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"
by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006
Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in
Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.
Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.
Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.
by @assonance December 11, 2013
That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
by X4ndur August 10, 2006
by ShospleColupis January 29, 2017