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1. A shitty newb Brit band that thinks they're the greatest band in the world, as claimed by Chris Martin.

2. A band that fails to realize they suck, and that they should bow down to the likes of Radiohead, U2, Oasis, and Depeche Mode.

3. Any band capable of producing/performing fucking annoying music, as demonstrated by their song "Clocks" - which redundantly cycles the same scales of notes for the entirety of the track.

4. A band in which any of its members give their children stupid names like "Apple"

5. A band that relies on simple riffs and time signatures, lacking the complexity that bands like Radiohead are capable of writing in the their sleep.
"Haha Greatest band in the world? You guys gotta me shittin' me, you stupid Coldplay!"

"This song must be by a Coldplay because it's driving me fucking insane."

"Hey, that sounds like an easy song to play/write. Is that a Coldplay track?"

"Oh, you named your kid Orange? So you must be part of a Coldplay."

"This can't be the work of Ed O'Brien. It's got the simplicity of a Coldplay."

"Thom Yorke has more skills on the guitar, piano, and vocals than the frontman of this Coldplay."
by Guitar Goddess November 13, 2006
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a wonderful band.
go see a concert its beautiful.
in an awesome way.
look at the stars
look how they shine for you
and all the things that you do
by der der der August 17, 2005
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The best band in the world, with amazing lyircs and Chris Martins soothing voice. One of many great British bands.
'In my place, in my place...'
by Perri January 26, 2005
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The most amazing, pure, and refreshing music around today.
"Shit what is this music?"
"Coldplay man, heard of them?"
"No, but they're so refreshing it feels like I just stuck my head in a bowl of ice!"
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: A band famous in Europe.
: Chris Martins band.
: The most amazing band in the universe.
: Known for amazing concerts.
: Albums like Parachutes, X&Y, Rush of Blood to The Head,and just recently Viva la Vida.

All the guys: So what do you like to do?
Sarah: Listen to Coldplay.
All the guys: Dang, I want that
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Very well may be one of the greatest bands ever. They are active in various current issues and their music is relaxing and easy to listen to; perfect
I'm SO stressed out, I'm going to listen to my gnarly Coldplay CD to relax for a bit.
by Mandarin Orange September 12, 2003
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One of the greatest bands in the world. Composed of Chris Martin (lead vocals/guitar), Jonny Buckland (lead guitar), Guy Berryman (bass), and Will Champion (drummer/multi-instrumentalist). Their music is 'very heavy soft rock' as described by Chris Martin.
Coldplay started in 1998 with their first songs Ode to Deodorant and Brothers & Sisters. They signed with Parlophone, and the rest is history. They have released 4 albums: Parachutes, A Rush of Blood to the Head, X&Y, and Viva la Vida. They won a Grammy award for the song Clocks.
Coldplay is not Radiohead, nor are they U2.
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Guy is the hot one.

lady 1; do you like Coldplay?
lady 2: I'm a hard core Coldplayer!
lady 1: awesome
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