cold tea bag 

When a set of grassy snowballs are used to tea bag an unfortunate victim

Marvin, I know you're not planning on using those grassy snowballs to cold tea bag me

cold tea bag by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010

cold tile tea-bagging 

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

cold tile tea-bagging by floydandsky September 23, 2011