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Coffee bomb 

The giant shit you take after your first or second cup of coffee in the morning.
Employee: Hey, Boss, I gotta go drop a coffee bomb; that last cup of java is beginning to cause a storm in my stomach.
Coffee bomb by elstrongo March 6, 2017

Coffee bomb 

Toilet paper rapped in a cylinder around your hand roughly 20 times then the ends rolled in it. Take it and place the bottom at a angle with one side on the wall so it can get air and light it from the bottom. It will burn for roughly 50 seconds without smoke. If you saved the coffee from breakfast in your milk carton you can place it over the flame and heat up said coffee.

A way of heating things inside a building without smoke.
I saved my coffee and a slice of Ham from breakfast so tonight when we joist out on that all night flight I have shit to cook on the Coffee bomb
Coffee bomb by Dapaperman June 3, 2017

coffee bombing 

Taking a piping hot mug of coffee, holding it over your coworkers desk, and dropping it, causing a huge explosion of ceramic pieces and scalding caffeine juice.
"Do you know why you're in HR?"
"For coffee bombing Rob?"
coffee bombing by TerryTown May 16, 2016

Coffeezombie 

A coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. Their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.
"I need a coffee! now!" - "Oh, you're such a Coffeezombie!"
Coffeezombie by linguistician. November 7, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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